Anonymous asked you:
People complain about your low stat caps. you know, like compared to those other characters who threaten to cap 5 stats on average like (it’s an empty set)
HEY
EVER HEARD OF HARRISON BERGERON
..UH I GUESS IT’S IN A BOOK OR SOME SHIT IDK
ANYWAY IT’S ABOUT FUCKING AWESOME PEOPLE WHO GET LAME ASS LIMITS SO LOSERS DON’T FEEL LIKE
WELL
LOSERS
SO BASICALLY IT IS THE STORY OF EPHRAIM
DON’T COMPLAIN
JUST BE GRATEFUL I DON’T MAKE DUMBASS OTHER UNITS LOOK ANY WORSE THAN THEY ALREADY DID
EPHRAIM IS AFTER ALL A GENEROUS MAN
Anonymous asked you:
I THINK YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN WITH YOUR CAPS. NOT EVERYONE CAN HANDLE YOUR AWESOME OKAY?
WOW LET EPHRAIM CONSIDER THAT FOR A MOMENT
…
DECISION MADE
HAVE A VISUAL DEMONSTRATION OF HOW MANY FUCKS EPHRAIM GIVES ABOUT PEOPLE WHO CAN’T GET THE FUCK LIKE HIM
Ephraim let me LOVE YOU PLEASE
GET THE FUCK IN LINE
heroineintraining asked you:
Brother, when you thought Tana had impregnated me…I’m curious. Why did you think that? Are you currently bearing her child?
EPHRAIM PUTS THE REGNANT BACK IN PREGNANT OKAY
Two new DLC have been revealed today, which might be the new pattern of revealing the next Thursday’s DLC the Friday after the previous one is released.
•Ephraim DLC (異伝 光対闇 光編): In it you can recruit “Ephraim from another world” and that’s pretty much it. It’s the first 4 star map, so more difficult than Elincia’s (which people are saying is quite hard in harder difficulties), and costs 350 yen. Also look at which armies are around in this map.
Apparently, following the Elibe vs Tellius lineup of the last Elincia match, this one is gonna be Akaneia (vs Jugdral gen 2?) vs Magvel, where I don’t know who’s siding with who. There is some theme of light and darkness going on in the description. People are still wondering what class he will come with since it’s unlikely he brings a new one like Alm did. Guesses so far are his is based on: Master Lord (shield positioned similarly to Krom’s, uses Lances/Swords, but might get the latter removed), Great Knight (he rode a horse at promotion, mentions of similarities to Frederick going about, class uses axes, swords and lances), Paladin (similarly to the previous, but class only uses lances and swords), and other lance-wielding possibilities. We’ll have to wait and see what happens.
•Corpse Soldier DLC (異伝 マミーの楽園): Apparently here, you get to fight ‘mummies’ after Anna tells you to. It seems to be a map purely for experience, which at 2 stars seems to be relatively easy. It costs 300 yen so it better be worth it.
More details coming soon.
HERE MORE INFO ABOUT HOW MUCH ASS EPHRAIM IS GOING TO KICK
Anonymous asked you: Yo Ephraim, I know that you’re bros with Myrrh, but are you friends with the other dragon lolis and shotas? Because they need someone to protect them from creepers like Pansywood and Ike.
Anonymous asked you: Yo Ephraim, obviously you’ve bedded the now-legal Tiki, but apparently the new dragon loli can get married. How do you feel about this? P.S. Just because that loli is beddable doesn’t mean that anyone has a chance with your bro Myrrh, at least while you’re around!
EPHRAIM IS INDEED PROTECTOR OF ALL DRAGON BABIES
OR UH
SOMETHING
ANYWAY EPHRAIM IS KIND OF LIKE WTF AT BEDDING DRAGON LOLIS AND MAKING UH… MORE LOLIS
SERIOUSLY COME THE FUCK ON KROM TELL YOUR PEOPLE TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER
…KROM THE FUCK ON
FUCK I AM A CLEVER BASTARD
Are you ever going to marry someone? You know that there are a lot of ladies having their eyes on you ;).
SORRY LADIES (AND EVERYBODY ELSE TOO)
EPHRAIM IS MARRIED TO KICKASS
HEY EPHRAIM I HEARD YOU'RE NOW DLC WILL YOU SMANG ME NOW AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE ON THIS TABLE
EPHRAIM IS A GENEROUS MAN
LET’S DO IT
